Katie here. Have you noticed that I have not been featured on this blog for days and days? Months maybe? Well. I’ve noticed it too, and let me tell you I’ve been telling my Mama off. After all, what in the world is more important than me? Right. NOTHING! That’s what I’ve been telling her too. Even Dad noticed that she hasn’t written about me!
Tonight when she finally got home from work she said we’d go on an adventure. Yea. Right. She says that all the time and then do you know what happens? Absolutely n.o.t.h.i.n.g. So when she got my leash down I was all excited. And you know where we went?
We went on a walk around the yard.
Yea. Exciting isn’t it. My own darn yard. And she made me pose next to flowers and stuff. This did not feel like an adventure at all. I have been gypped once again.
So I stole a tomato out of the garden.
Cause I deserve it.