Hey there, it’s me, Penny.

See, it all started yesterday when my mom said we were going on a ‘venture. I could hardly wait.

She said in order to get ready for this ‘venture we should all go for a walk. So my Auntie B and mom and I went up the street. And then I saw this noisy water thingy!

I’ve seen it before on other morning walks, but for some reason this time I thought I should investigate. After all my Auntie B was with me and I had to show off make sure she was safe!

So I check it out. Very thoroughly. And loudly.

I barked and barked and tried to bite it and I ran around and bit it from the other side and mom and Auntie B were laughing and so I ran and jumped higher and bit it some more!

I was sooooo happy even though the noisy water thing was still going so I guess I didn’t beat it up too bad.

Then mom said we had to go and I was sort of sad, but happy too, you know? And I walked my mom back home and up the driveway…

…and then we got to play towel face, which is one of my most favorite-est games…

…and then we got in the car and I got to sit in the back seat with my Auntie B. I was soooo happy.

And then we ended up here. At that kennel place where mom left me before.

And then she carried me inside and gave me to some girl I don’t even know and she and Auntie B left!!

So now I’m here and I’m seriously thinking I need to advertise for a new mom. Cause she tricked me. And I’m pretty sure I’m the one supposed to be doing tricks, not her.

It’s in my contract somewhere.

I miss my flowers and my daddy and my Auntie B and my castle. But not my mom. Cause she tricked me.

What do you think?

I’ll tell you what I think. I think one of you guys had better send a cake with a hacksaw in it! That’s what I think!