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My dog won’t let me chop garlic

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I know that you probably have an idea of Penny and her, well let’s say, attitude. My husband and I were talking today about the cute little puppy she was just 3 years ago. All round and bouncy and silly.

Hey mom!

And what a beautiful adult she’s grown into…all attitude, always on guard, listening to everything. Still bouncy but with more edge, though silly too when she’s in the mood.

Have you pulled your daily sheltie permit yet?

One of the things she does not allow in her household is me chopping garlic.

I used to buy chopped garlic in a jar. Then we tried to eat vegan for awhile and I learned how to smash the fresh garlic bulb with the flat of my knife and then chop it up. It takes no time at all…and it’s fresh.

And then along came Penny.

I’m watching you, mother.

She doesn’t like loud, unexpected noises. Like a knife slamming on a garlic bulb. Or tinfoil being torn from the box. Or plates clicking on each other coming out of the dishwasher. Or someone sneezing.

She prohibits it all.

No noises allowed.

Today I was making potato soup. I tried my darndest to quietly press the knife into the garlic bulb. No slamming. No noise really. But when I began to slice the garlic she was instantly next to me barking hysterically.

She can, from standing still beside me, leap as high as my shoulder with seemingly little effort. Today it seemed she jumped even higher in her indignation. I put the knife down, picked her up and put her into her nearby pen . Where she complained loudly.

Got it??

I chopped the garlic and the potatoes and then let her out. It seemed necessary to remind her she doesn’t actually own the house. Or me.

Does she?

Author: dawnkinster

I'm a long time banker having worked in banks since the age of 17. I took a break when I turned 50 and went back to school. I graduated right when the economy took a turn for the worst and after a year of library work found myself unemployed. I was lucky that my previous bank employer wanted me back. So here I am again, a long time banker. Change is hard.

26 thoughts on “My dog won’t let me chop garlic

  1. Wow! I can understand the noise bothering here but this is a whole ‘nother level. We used to have a small dog. She hated the sound of plates as we put them away. She didn’t bark but she hid until we were done…

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  2. Funny! Little dogs seem to have their “things”. My sister used to have a cavachon – bichon and cavalier mix – who would bark to have his ears held up so they wouldn’t get wet when he drank water!

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  3. Well, I’m not sure about the ownership thing – I have this feeling she’s into you pretty heavily. However – chopping garlic is essential. Try putting the cloves into the microwave for ten or twelve seconds, then it doesn’t take as much pressure to smash them. Although if it’s the garlic smell she objects to, nothing’s going to change that. So maybe the pen is the answer when you’re chopping garlic.

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  4. She sounds worse than Teddy. He doesn’t like electric screwdrivers, carving knives or toothbrushes. When my brother in law carves the turkey at Christmas I have to put Teddy out in the truck or go for a walk.

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    • She probably wouldn’t like electric screwdrivers or carving knives either. She’s ok with my electric toothbrush, though she goes and sits with her dad, so maybe she’s not so ok with it.

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  5. Ha, sometimes even divas need to be put in their places! 😀

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  6. I decided years ago that a garlic press was faster, had the same basic effect, and didn’t involve sharp objects. Mostly.

    I do still quickly chop/slice off the tips of each clove before putting them in the press. but I don’t think you actually have to.

    suppose the other downside is if you were doing lots and lots of cloves at one time, mincing might be faster if you’re good at it. I don’t think I usually do more than half a dozen, maybe a dozen if they’re smaller.

    maybe you could ask your anti-chopping dog if she would rather sit there with a garlic press pressing dozens of cloves of garlic for you to avoid having that banging sound

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  7. Ha ha – I think all pets think they rule the house, whether they are dogs or cats. Penny sure was cute when she was a puppy, but she is now a beautiful dog with some attitude going on. 🙂 She is an “only dog” – maybe that’s why. My friend has a treadmill she bought years ago and used with several of her dogs present, but one would bark and howl at it when she used it, so she had to stop. I said “wouldn’t putting the dog in another room work?” “Nope!” was the answer.

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  8. Oh, how I can relate! Chewy feels as though it is his job to save my life every time I run a food processor or blender. Apparently, he thinks biting my butt will save me?

    Thanks for the imagery of Penny jumping to your shoulder height. It has me cracking up – as I can totally picture it. Reminds me of Oreo. He was a little jumping bean in his younger days. Straight up in the air. 😊

    (yes, Penny does own you and the house)

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    • Yes! Penny jumps straight up when she wants me to pay attention to her. She also jumps real long when she’s running. It’s amazing how athletic she is. I remember Oreo, of course. Did not know he was a jumping bean. A good name for it.

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    • Sara! I soooooooooo miss your blog! I used to LOVE seeing Chewy!! Hoping you have been well. If you are still blogging, please send me the link!

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  9. Yep, they do believe it is their house and we are only their to accommodate. Even my boys get a little demanding at times.

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  10. Oh, how I can relate! Not the jumping bean aspect (thank heaven!), but the sensitivity to household sounds. The Monk squeals like somebody’s pulling his legs off every time I practice my flute — seriously, I’m not that awful!. He goes berserk when you sneeze, cough, or blow your nose; get out the vacuum cleaner; try to chop peppers or apples; step on the bathroom scale to weigh. He hated my old printer, but the new one seems okay; he hated my old electric toothbrush but the new one is fine. And don’t even think about getting out a flyswat!! I remind him regularly that he came to live with me, but that seems to fall on deaf ears. Such silly, goofy Shelties!

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  11. My friend, that isn’t a Penny thing…it’s a SHELTIE THING! Levi will not allow me to stir eggs, add seasoning (which is SILENT), I can’t crack eggs, Dakota used to lose his mind when I used butter spray, aluminum foil is common. Levi only barks when Lenny sneezes, not when I sneeze (go figure). I can’t make noise opening a jar………it’s a SHELTIE THING……..they are unbelievably quirky!!

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    • Hi! No, I don’t have a blog anymore. Do you still have yours? Chewy is an old man now, but still enjoying sunshine and eating.

      Hope all is well with you!

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