Once upon a time there was a Ms. Hairy Woodpecker, enjoying a peaceful morning searching for a tasty insect among the late summer blossoms of a lovely garden.
She was minding her own business when suddenly…
…she realized something was coming up behind her. Why it was that silly little chipmunk!
Ridiculous that this little rodent would think he could beat her to breakfast! Did he think she was a birdbrain?
Did he think she’d just give up her favorite feeding location to a little nim-nut like him?
She thought not!
And the little chipmunk scurried back down the tree, toute de suite. After all, there were plenty of treats back on the ground where he belonged. He wondered what he had been thinking anyway.
Ms. Hairy Woodpecker went back to enjoying her brunch.
And then moved on to another favorite location that advertised being chipmunk free.
