Youngster: Dad! Hey Dad! I’m hungry!Youngster: Huh. Dad’s not listening.Youngster: DAD! I’m HUNGRY!Youngster: Well what the heck.Dad?Dad: Darn! Now there are TWO of them bugging me!Dad: Geeze. Where’s these kids’ mother? I need reinforcement here.Dad: These kids need to find their own supper. They’re plenty old enough. Dad out.Youngster: Dad? Where’d you go, dad?Youngster: Hey dad! I’m still HUNGRY!Youngster: Guess I’ll get my own darn jelly. Can’t depend on anybody these days.