Do you know what today is? I bet most of my fans have it marked on their calendars. Even mama said she had a big party planned for me. Frankly I’m surprised there isn’t an outcry for a national holiday just to celebrate.
Today is my Gotcha Day!
Yes, 13 years ago today I came home with mama and daddy and changed their lives forever. I like to think they’re grateful for that.
And because they are grateful mama said she planned a big party with all my friends from all over the world and there was going to be cake and ice cream (my favorite is ice cream) and presents and lots of music and fun games and brand new squeaky toys for everyone!
But then this virus thing happened and now mama says we’re not going to do anything.
Not even a walk in my park? Or just a little ice cream? I mean, really mama? Nothing?
I think I should go on strike. I should withhold all my attention and love and stuff. Cause not celebrating me every opportunity you have is just wrong.
Don’t you agree?
I thought so.